Quickie Weddings
Interesting post at Joe.My.God on preparations in some quarters for quick rushes to the altar should a gap come between stays in the appellate process for Perry v. Schwarzenegger.
I know people who’ve planned their weddings for years. We took a month (and then four more for the reception). Strange to now be thinking about windows of opportunity for couples lasting only hours or days. Stranger still is that I keep flashing to the titular scene in The Great Escape, and wondering how many more we can get through the tunnel before the goons catch on.
Sad For The Future
I haven’t made much of a secret of my humble opinion that the California courts are seriously broken. Their infrastructure, particularly that for handling information, is at least 20 years behind the times. Instead of expanding to deal with the consequences of the recession, they cut back with a resulting slow-down in the handling of cases across the board.
The issue is compounded by a certain class of cases that will never, ever, end, taking resources forever. Yesterday while waiting (two hours to make a five minute appearance) for a case to be called, I watched the child support case of an elderly man where the state was still pursuing $164,000 in arrears for a child who is now 33 years old. The man was arguing his monthly payments should be reduced to $50 per month because he had just lost his job. The result of the day’s work on that case was squat nada bupkus because a continuance had to be granted because a party had only received certain documents 24 days before the hearing instead of the required 30. The court will take up the issue again in August.
NB: the interest alone on $164,000 of past due child support is $1366 per month. If his motion is granted, he will still only be paying 3 1/2% of the interest accruing each month, and never touching the principal.
I admit I don’t know what the solution should be in cases like this. I suspect it took a lot of neglect to rack up that much in arrears. Massive neglect, even intentional wrongdoing, doesn’t stop the government from bailing out banks, or automakers or reckless homeowners though, so maybe I should stop feeling judgmental about how the debt was created. I just hate seeing cases (or problems, or debts, take your pick) that by plan and inflexible laws can never end, and in the process eat up dwindling, finite, resources and judicial time.
Legal Education
Ignoring for the moment the substance of a certain new Supreme Court decision issued this morning, I’m going to be talking law to Spinner’s 5th graders tomorrow, and wondering if I should try to make them Venn diagram this:
KENNEDY, J., delivered the opinion of the Court, in which ROBERTS,
C. J., and SCALIA and ALITO, JJ., joined, in which THOMAS, J., joined as to all but Part IV, and in which STEVENS, GINSBURG, BREYER, and SO-TOMAYOR, JJ., joined as to Part IV. ROBERTS, C. J., filed a concurring opinion, in which ALITO, J., joined. SCALIA, J., filed a concurring opin-ion, in which ALITO, J., joined, and in which THOMAS, J., joined in part. STEVENS, J., filed an opinion concurring in part and dissenting in part,in which GINSBURG, BREYER, and SOTOMAYOR, JJ., joined. THOMAS, J., filed an opinion concurring in part and dissenting in part.
I’m taking the ‘scared straight’ approach to their exposure to the world of law. Just say no, kiddies.
The Path To Recovery?
The San Diego Superior Court will close all courtrooms and business offices on Wednesday, September 16, 2009 as well as the third Wednesday of each subsequent month through June 2010.
The California Judicial Council approved the unprecedented one-day-a-month closures for all state courts due to the ongoing statewide financial crisis and the Legislature’s reduced state funding to the courts.
Because, yes, this state is that messed up. This is on top of San Diego already closing the clerk’s office to the public at 3:30 every afternoon. Anyone care to remind me of any states where the California Bar has reciprocity for practice? It would be nice if they coincided with states that recognized my marriage.
Disconnected Thoughts
Not really proscrastinating, just trying to avoid overthinking a hearing this afternoon. Need to keep things focussed and on point. I’d sneak out for a swim, but the tendons in my wrist seem to have gotten mangled (again) over the last week, and I’m trying to be good until BorgHealth can do some probes and give me some magic pills on Monday. Good equals bored though. Not only does the swimming keep me from becoming Jabba the Chuck, but it keeps me sane. Need to be doing something away from the electronic leashes, and the swimming cuts off the links for a while. That’s a good thing.
Being Stalked By Weather
Happily back in San Diego after a couple of days up the coast in Ventura. The little roadtrip was planned back in September as a pre-Christmas shopping trip scheduled around a billable court appearance but ended up just being a rain-drenched driving nightmare sandwiching an otherwise successful little hearing.
There was some anxiety about the scheduled trial, because the judge at our September settlement conference seemed skeptical of some of our legal arguments. Even more anxiety when I showed up at the courthouse and found there were fifteen cases on our particular judge’s calendar for that afternoon, and began to worry if I had enough clean socks and undies to deal with a continuance. Then when checking in the clerk let me know that because of the scheduling crunch we were being transferred to a different department down the hall. The new judge, my new most favorite judge, loved our legal arguments, and the hearing was a breeze. And easily the best part of the trip.
The rest of the trip was simply a rain-soaked disaster. Most Californians simply can’t drive safely in the rain, and despite a major storm with high winds most Angelenos still seemed to be trying to navigate the highways with a cell phone in one hand and a latte in the other. The 170 mile trip took 4 1/2 hours to make. I lost count of the number of totalled cars on the sides of the highways, but loved the semi on the 5 in Los Angeles that managed to block all four southbound lanes after it hit the center divider. Too bad the camera was in the trunk. Fortunately his debris only blocked one of the northbound lanes I was using.
Even walking around Ventura this morning there was snow visible on the nearby hillsides and I almost killed myself sliding on the frozen timbers of the Ventura Pier.
This isn’t the way a trip up the California coast is supposed to go, even in December. This wasn’t even Central California. This is the weather I abandoned in DC and Idaho, and now it’s followed me here. Maybe I should have tried for a restraining order while I was at the courthouse.
Silly Laws, Sung To The Tune of Jingle Bells
Curious reading about the Montgomery County, Maryland, ban on the early sale of Christmas trees. Not the reasons, but the drafting issues. The sale of “Christmas trees” before December 5 (or after December 25) is clearly not allowed under their Zoning Code. But reading their silly code, my first question is what is a Christmas tree? Everything from a scrawny little Charlie Brown tree to the ginormous tree down at the Mall that’s pine or near-pine? What about the little Christmas tree in my snow globe? What if I label my cut pine tree as commemorating Hannukah or Pearl Harbor Day? Can I try to market to a niche audience and offer to sell cut pine trees to people celebrating National Fritters Day on December 2, or would that be infringing on the sacred and probably trademarked tradition of using cut pine trees to commemorate the birth of the Savior?
I guess my point here is why is this any government’s business, period? Is there a growing season where they’re too small to be taken from the wilds, like trout? Do they emit a killer-pollen if cut in the warmer seasons? Or did someone just get pissy about early decorations and pass an irrational and poorly worded law?
Justice Delayed…
Interesting article in the North County Times on the San Diego courts’ efforts to deal with reduced funding at a time when the need for the courts’ services is greater than ever. Sure, reducing staff through attrition is on the list, as is reduced window hours. More importantly though is what’s not on the list: e-filing, electronic files, and a decent online calendar and docket system being at the top of my list. I regularly use the online systems in other counties, Ventura and Riverside in particular, for my current caseload. Both counties provide much more information without the need for a clerk’s time or effort, though neither yet come close to the federal court system of storing all filed documents electronically. Unfortunately my guess though is that the local courts won’t be able to pull together the start-up capital for any decent move forward until times are good again, and then they won’t have the incentive to do so.
Killing Synchronicity
Spending the night in downtown San Buenaventura (aka Ventura) after a day of participatic in mindless formalities for the judicial system. Main Street here has a nice mix. On one hand is eclectic retail like antique shops, consigment shops and used book stores. On the other is a wide assortment of restaurants.
But never the two shall meet.
The retailers mostly have very limited hours, like 11-5 and not on Tuesdays. The restaurants might be open, but what’s the point of going for dinner at four in the afternoon at my age. Maybe the two halves work well for the lunch hour, but at dinner it just seemed like a mess of wasted opportunities. Especially considering the number of things in the windows I would’ve considered buying if the shops were open.
Verdict Watch Blues
Been kinda just hanging out since I got out of court Tuesday. It wasn’t a big trial for anyone except the participants, and technically it was a trial de novo of a prior administrative hearing that I wasn’t even involved in. Not pleasant though, and very draining.
Cross-examining children about what their dog had done and whether it was legally vicious. Legal arguments about whether this case was about the total life of the dog (apparantly a devotee of the Philosophy of Lassie who helps ADHD children cope and loves everyone) or the one permanently scarring incident that left a 9-year-old boy with 22 stitches trying to reattach the dangling remains of his upper lip.
And now, waiting for a decision. It might have been mailed yesterday. It might not come down for a couple of weeks. Either way the matter’s out of my hands, but still dragging me down.


